the ad flyer i got from my bank is CLEARLY geared to someone who’s OLD. Photos of old people!...
Aug 1st
just had a panic attack thinking today was thursday instead of wednesday. Guess i should wear my...
Aug 1st
happy birthday, @mobtek!! 30 is the new 21, or something like that.
Aug 1st
For the client’s dinner tonight, I’ll be making a 4-course vegetarian dinner. There will...
Aug 1st
FINALLY rachael ray has discovered the true target market for her cooking! http://is.gd/1aN5
Aug 1st
woo hooooo! MY S.E.O. ROX DA HIZZY! I’m already getting calls for work in Tennessee. i love...
Aug 1st
FINALLY rachael ray has discovered the true target market for her cooking! http://is.gd/1aN5
Jul 31st
i picked out 19 shirts i’d buy from threadless if money was no object. I wish i had a fairy...
Jul 30th
aren’t we going out in honor of @kitchen’s birthquake? Surely there needs to be more...
Jul 30th
holy shit that was a HUGE earthquake!
Jul 30th
this is where having skype comes in real handy, since i don’t have anything but a cellphone....
Jul 30th
I’m sorry, that earthquake was MY FAULT (no pun intended) because i’d said i’d...
Jul 30th
and it lasted forever, too (forever=30+ seconds in EQ time)...
Jul 30th
Here’s the whole story about moving to Tennessee: http://is.gd/16TH
Jul 29th
Here’s the whole story about moving to Tennessee: http://is.gd/16TH
Jul 29th
managed to stifle tears as a man came to take away my orange, lemon and lime trees. Also meeting all...
Jul 27th
John Cusack’s doppelganger just walked into my backyard. He said he gets mistaken for Cusack...
Jul 27th
http://tinyurl.com/5obslp because lab coats is teh sexay!
Jul 27th
We’re selling too many geeky things! people pick up, smile & ask “what does this...
Jul 27th
woman at next table is doing the SouljaBoy dance in her chair.
Jul 27th
2 hours into the garage sale, still a bit of good stuff left. People are buying the WEIRDEST of what...
Jul 27th
getting lectured by people at my yardsale: Moving to Tennessee will be a huge culture shock. Farming...
Jul 27th
Dear Calendar,
Hurry up and be September 25th already. Thanks.
<3, JoAnna
Jul 25th
the failwhale cake is NOT a lie!
Jul 25th
you lucked out, @kitchen, but we all know this is YOUR voice, even if we can’t see your face....
Jul 25th
live rickroll at darbro’s karaoke b-day
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
Dear Calendar,
Hurry up and be September 25th already. Thanks.
Jul 24th
Dear stalkers: Off to lunch at Zankou with @coconutH2O. We like to mix different flavors of drinks...
Jul 24th
crap! so excited to get ‘kou i forgot it’s TOMORROW not today. so i ‘kou 2 days in...
Jul 24th
Dear stalkers: Off to lunch at Zankou with @coconutH2O. We like to mix different flavors of drinks...
Jul 23rd
Sold a bunch more stuff…the guy probably would have gone through my house & acted like it...
Jul 23rd
Cleared off shelving and cabinets, bundled surplus kitchen utensils & put garage sale signs up...
Jul 23rd
Details of DNS Flaw Leaked
Jul 23rd
Cleared off shelving and cabinets, bundled surplus kitchen utensils & put garage sale signs up...
Jul 23rd
Another Saturday night, another dinner party, another hug from a satisfied client. and OMG i got to...
Jul 21st
Another Saturday night, another dinner party, another hug from a satisfied client. and OMG i got to...
Jul 20th
Good news: my foot’s asleep! Now I just have to get the REST of my body to realize it’s...
Jul 19th
I’m working every Saturday through the end of September. YAY=people finding me & hiring...
Jul 19th
At this point I’m quite sure the decaf espresso i ordered after dinner wasn’t decaf. I...
Jul 19th
this was just too funny, i laughed for a good 4 minutes, waking up the dogs....
Jul 19th
Good news: my foot’s asleep! Now I just have to get the REST of my body to realize it’s...
Jul 19th
I’m working every Saturday through the end of September. YAY=people finding me & hiring...
Jul 19th
Wired Wiki-How: Bump a Lock
Jul 18th
i believe i will weep tears of joy when Bush is no longer in office.
Jul 14th
old & busted: ordering pizza the night before a catering job. New hotness: having breakfast out...
Jul 13th
old & busted: ordering pizza the night before a catering job. New hotness: having breakfast out...
Jul 13th
Reluctantly collected happy-but-bewildered @ccg from carmax & dropped her off at airport earlier...
Jul 12th
I can’t believe how toxic grocery store food has become: madcow beef, mercury fish, poo on...
Jul 10th
I’m going to laugh when i look back at the times i used to google my clients’ names...
Jul 10th
Hey, Internet! Where have ya been? Why is twitter acting like such a poopyhead?
Jul 9th
Hey, Internet! Where have ya been? Why is twitter acting like such a poopyhead?
Jul 9th
Major DNS computer-security flaw prompts...
Jul 9th
Does anyone who’s going to drinks 2.0 want to meet for an early dinner at Nyala ethiopian...
Jul 8th
MUSIC: ancient Ministry <dance> I’m hiding my eyes from the morning sun and I keep on...
Jul 8th
MUSIC: ancient Ministry I’m hiding my eyes from the morning sun and I keep on working...
Jul 8th
if i wasn’t here trying to keep up with all these social networking sites, i’d actually...
Jul 8th
if i wasn’t here trying to keep up with all these social networking sites, i’d actually...
Jul 7th
saw a coyote when i was out taking noodles for a walk. He was hurt & looked scared &...
Jul 7th
More stuff sold this weekend, more to sell: 200-disc cd player, huge & awesome framed art print,...
Jul 7th
the description for tonight’s woot.com product is set to the tune of a Journey song…for...
Jul 7th
I’m not sure if I’m craving ketchup, or if i want fries or hotdogs or other things i...
Jul 7th
http://tinyurl.com/66josf woot!
Jul 5th
Some of you hate tweets about what other people ate for lunch, but as a chef I beg for immunity:...
Jul 5th
trying to remember that the taxes i pay are directly proportionate to my success (supposing...
Jul 3rd
twitter is a mess: no longer confirms post with XML response. This breaks any apps that use the API....
Jul 2nd
selling my stuff, round 2: http://GoJoAnna.com/forsale
Jul 1st
http://twitpic.com/31ok -
Jul 1st
http://twitpic.com/31ok - Model W-ExC (Wheat ExtraCrunchy)
Jul 1st