Chef JoAnna

Oct 2nd

we’re finally out! goodbye los angeles! hello 28 hrs of driving @rockandrollgeek @boogah...

Oct 2nd

we’re finally out! goodbye los angeles! hello 28 hrs of driving @rockandrollgeek @boogah...

Oct 2nd

DEAR DEL: can u pls contact me (605-247-58hundred) so i can get your address? @deld No more internet...

Oct 1st

omgwtfbbq they just disconnected my cable! no internet! can’t breathe! heeeelllllp!!

Oct 1st

The San Fernando Mission filled an entire truck with the stuff we couldn’t sell or give away....

Oct 1st

I have some stuff that won’t fit in the car, and the moving truck is gone. How can i get it to...

Oct 1st

f you godaddy. That is all.

Oct 1st

omgwtfbbq they just disconnected my cable! no internet! can’t breathe! heeeelllllp!!

Sep 30th

The POD is GONE! Sold lots of our stuff, but we still have a few nice things that need homes...

Sep 30th

The POD is GONE! Sold lots of our stuff, but we still have a few nice things that need homes...

Sep 30th

call me, 310-264-0078, when you’re on your way.

Sep 29th

OMG you people are vultures. LOL! all food is spoken for at this time but I’ll keep you posted...

Sep 29th

Would anyone like to come get some “perishable food that’s not going to make the trip?...

Sep 29th

No, Mr. 6’6” with blue toenail polish, i will not take $20 for the thing priced at $75,...

Sep 29th

Giving away some perfectly good stuff: wine tasting glasses, assorted dishes, other misc. Selling...

Sep 28th

Kelly roused me from bed, gave me his digital camera, & said, “here, put these pix on the...

Sep 28th

Making dinner, feels like it’s a death-row last-meal-on-earth. Using up stuff from the...

Sep 28th

PROTIP: When taking pix for CraigsList, they do not have to be portrait quality (that’s for...

Sep 28th

http://twitpic.com/dogm - seats for honda element

Sep 28th

PROTIP: When taking pix for CraigsList, they do not have to be portrait quality (that’s for...

Sep 28th

i am in the dentist’s chair, hopefully for the last time, waiting for her to show up for...

Sep 27th

Dear LHC, please create a black hole while I’m sleeping tonight, and suck all the crap that...

Sep 27th

Dear LHC, please create a black hole while I’m sleeping tonight, and suck all the crap that...

Sep 26th

Sarah Palin Disney Trailer

Sep 26th

anyone in L.A. want to come over and get a bazillion (or portion of a bazillion) food magazines? All...

Sep 26th

#suspending packing my office to make breakfast. I’d like to be #suspending this whole move...

Sep 26th

Dinner: Pasta w/ chevre & SunDried Tomatoes, & Greens w/ Salt Pork, made with only a 3 qt...

Sep 25th

#NOM ALERT! I have learned the secret of #PureLuck’s fried pickle chips. Will make some as...

Sep 25th

New story posted on the Mockingbird Acres blog: http://MockingbirdAcres.blogspot.com Only FOUR more...

Sep 25th

Just keep thinking of packing as an all-day game of tetris: it’s FUN! Can’t do that with...

Sep 24th

The prodigal blogger returns... somewhere...

Sep 22nd

This was my last job working in L.A. It went perfectly & client gave a generous tip, but...

Sep 22nd

This was my last job working in L.A. It went perfectly & client gave a generous tip, but...

Sep 22nd

dear awesome client, thanks for the vodka-redbull and the grey goose shots… but know this: I...

Sep 22nd

Today’s episode will be the last installment of the “Chef JoAnna, Inc. The Los Angeles...

Sep 22nd

Packing continues: 7 days left in Southern California if we’re on sched. may have to found a...

Sep 21st

Looking @ pages of creepy-crawlies before bedtime truly not one of my better ideas, but a kitchen...

Sep 18th

hey tweeps, anyone got a coupon code for overnight prints?

Sep 18th

Reading: The Evolution of Useful Things: How everyday artifacts, from forks & pins to paperclips...

Sep 18th

thanks for all the kind words, everyone. I truly mean it. I’m going to have some more lukewarm...

Sep 18th

there’s no god! no deity that “loves” creation would let dental work hurt like...

Sep 18th

New story posted on the Mockingbird Acres blog: http://MockingbirdAcres.blogspot.com (Comments are...

Sep 18th

new development in my dental saga: at the entodontist now, to see if i need another root canal in...

Sep 18th

Happy client+ happy guests+ happy employee= happy chef! (BONUS POINTS: All the dinner plates came...

Sep 16th

moving diary: Kelly keeps interrupting my work to ask questions. I really hope he’s NOT this...

Sep 16th

Hey Nashville! Is there a BarCamp Nashville twitter account that I should follow? Other people from...

Sep 13th

Today my husband Kelly emerges from the chrysalis of the DVD industry to metamorphosize into a...

Sep 13th

I used to have an iguana named Fluffy, but had to give her away. I looked up all her iggy friends to...

Sep 12th

thanks, @nrek (co-incidentally, I just noticed that my recent voodoo-doll post was #2000 when i...

Sep 12th

will whoever has the @chefjoanna voodoo doll please go find something else to do?

Sep 12th

O M F G — I spent HOW much time neurotically wiping down lightswitches, dusting, vacuuming...

Sep 12th

Discovered stain from dining room table set on wet carpet. Broke mop washing kitchen floor. Landlord...

Sep 12th

o hai i can haz sum black holz? http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/turn-on.png

Sep 12th

Dewd, have you been to 2% yet?!

Sep 11th

Offline most of the day, but my cellphone is on: http://snipr.com/la213

Sep 9th

Offline most of the day, but my cellphone is on: http://snipr.com/la213

Sep 9th

Mmmmm Enjoying a well-deserved beer. certainly, this will improve the quality of my blogging...

Sep 9th

pwned by what i own: Packing stuff that’s going to get put in the POD for minimum 3 months,...

Sep 9th

big macho carpet-cleaning guy talked to Noodles in a foreign language, but it definitely included...

Sep 9th

Watching: rhythmic gymnastics. these girls are frightening. ( http://tinyurl.com/64z42s )

Sep 7th

Please, let me serve you up a generous helping of wtf. http://is.gd/2g3I

Sep 7th

come ON: More than 5 non-sequitur public tweets in a row? Epic fail on the concept of twitter....

Sep 7th

need any power supplies, cables, fax machine, phones? send me E-MAIL (via my website) &...

Sep 7th

The “freaking out” part of leaving L.A. is starting to set in. Lots of lunches &...

Sep 7th

Please, let me serve you up a generous helping of wtf. http://is.gd/2g3I

Sep 5th

I’ve never been a person who strives for monetary wealth… but if I had the money,...

Sep 5th

when insomnia catches up with me I find myself desperately trying to stay awake until 10pm so...

Sep 5th

i think it’s pretty cool that most people have their actual headshots for their twitter...

Sep 5th

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Sep 4th

I’ve never been a person who strives for monetary wealth… but if I had the money,...

Sep 4th

GIMME MY BACON http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/02/39/22983902.jpg

Sep 3rd

ok, battery on laptop is dead, @dantecl owes me bacon (applewood smoked please) and I’m about...

Sep 3rd

Q: is there a name for that thin beard-plus-goatee device that heavy men use to make their face stop...

Sep 3rd

Here’s a better picture of a “No! seriously, I totally DO have a neck! See, above beard...

Sep 3rd

save this for when you need to waste half an hour or so:...

Sep 3rd

kaminskybox.swf starring the famous Dan...

Sep 2nd

If you’re sleepy, then YOU can go to bed. I am an adult and I don’t want to go to bed...

Sep 2nd

This is an amazing source of potential ringtones, error messages and other auditory nonsense:...

Sep 2nd

This is an amazing source of potential ringtones, error messages and other auditory nonsense:...

Sep 2nd

Suddenly, I’ve got a very good feeling about November’s elections: http://is.gd/27oG but...

Sep 2nd

Dear Internet, Thanks for providing CraigsList for the free moving boxes, but could you please block...

Sep 2nd